Birth Control and Little Brother

"Daughter Jill, my pussy cat,
lately you look sort of fat,
in the strangest pearshape way,
have you been, perchance, at play?"
"Mother dear, I had my fill,
but I always took the pill,
often was I somewhat wild,
and right now I am with child,
on some quite unhappy date,
I did too much copulate."
"Daughter dear, this just won't do,
if you're pregant we will sue,
took the pills without effect,
and the drug-man 'll pay the check."
If the ladies only knew,
to whom this mistake was due,
little brother is the fiend,
in his eyes there is a gleam,
changed Jill's pills for aspirin,
he's a kid not bad or wild,
he's just a precocious child.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2005 Alfred Charasz