Scotsman

A handsome young Scotsman named John J. Mc Gill
Walked down a country lane dressed in his kilt,
He had walked a long time over hills rough and steep,
When he found a shady nook to lay down in to sleep,
Two maidens passed the spot and saw John J. Mc Gill,
And gleefully wondered what lay under his kilt,
They lifted it up and yelled 'goody, goody,
Look and behold his beautiful woody'.
They put a blue ribbon on it with a neat bow,
Took one last look and said 'we better go'.
The Scotsman awoke and looked at his dicky,
And said, 'oh god, you look neat and quite tricky,
Don't know where you've been or what you've done,
While I was sleeping, you must have been gone,
But I do think that it's really quite nice,
That you came home with such a beautiful price'.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2005 Alfred Charasz