Professional Inseminator

Of late, commercial work,
In the most ordinary sense,
Did not too well agree with me,
Therefore I've changed
My line of work
To a vocation where I can earn
A rather decent fee,
I have become a professional
Artificial insemination donor,
And done quite well,
So far I have not pulled
A single boner,
Oh, what a joy to see
The lovely duplications,
Of my image everywhere,
So many charming little creatures
With my eyes, my nose,
My face, my hair,
One must admit,
For such a trade
I really have a flair,
And in my work
I've earned a decent reputation
As master of the art
Of painless procreation,
Potential clients are assured
Of impregnation,
Without the bother of the tedium
Inherent in excessive
Unproductive fornication.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2006 Alfred Charasz