Desperate Housewife

Stranger - come,
Make passionate love to me,
I'm fed up with my husband,
Unruly children,
Subservient housewifery,
The boring, staid,
Gossipy small town life,
Only pepped up by
Our dysfunctional family's,
Constant strife,
Disgusted with the occasional sex,
Boring as always
Having bacon and eggs,
I crave a daily dosage
of a finer quality,
The pleasure of lobster and steaks.
I need a better outlet for my desire
Before all my positive feelings expire,
For I was born and raised
In liberal New York,
Where kiddies don't believe
That babies are delivered by the stork.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2006 Alfred Charasz