Prom Pregnancy

Took Mary Lou out
On my prom date,
Kept her out a bit late,
Apparently went too far
In my Dad's old car
During the night
In a chancy moment
Of supreme delight
And now, Mary Lou
Is with child
And the parents
Went wild,
While I feel a chill
Because the old folks
Are in for the kill
For I want to tarry
And Mary Lou
Wants to marry.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2007 Alfred Charasz