Hot Gal

The hottest gal in town
Was Petty Pepper,
In sexual proclivities
There was none better,
Her father was the local drunk,
Her mother - a mad hatter,
She was the top cat
In the cat house of Itchy Flo
Where all the guys on Sunday
After mass would promptly go,
Till Crazy Kugel, the town hood,
Stuck her one night for good,
In sorrow since is now
The entire male neighborhood.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2007 Alfred Charasz