Susan

Met this most
Fabulous gal
In New York this fall,
Took her out in style,
She was worth my while,
The sex was terrific
And I got specific,
Asked her to marry me,
But she said:
"There's a mistake, you see,
I'm in the trade,
And I'll take cash or card
For the purchase you just made."
Then, she handed me her bill,
I felt sick and got a chill.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2008 Alfred Charasz