Charley and the Harley

Said Murphy, the motorcycle cop,
to Chinese Charley:
"I'll take in my laundry
and you watch my Harley."
When Murphy returned,
he asked Charley:
"Where is my Harley?"
"Me not know,
me not tell,
me push button,
goes like hell
this crazy Harley."
Said Charley.

A few blocks down waits
frugal Scott McFartney
ready to fence the Harley
saying to his old pal Blarney:
"May the Lord bless Sharpy Charley."

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2009 Alfred Charasz