Polish Sausage

"I want a Polish sausage,
Sharp, peppered, red",
Mister Putzky
To the store clerk said.
The clerk asked:
"Are you Polish, sir?"
Replied Putzky:
"Why ask, this is not your affair."
"Look at the sign on our door",
Ventured the clerk,
"Sir, this is a hardware store".

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2006 Alfred Charasz