Married a Nymphomaniac

Met Ginny - this sweet, young blonde,
Acted quite sexy and strung me along,
Gave me a promising dance and song,
But when I came on to her, a bit strong,
She said - no way, I certainly won't,
So, my dreams of foreplay stimulation
Resulting in a sexual relation
Ended in sheer frustration,
And I asked her - why she tarried,
Said she - I want to get married,
Thus the preacher
Tied the knot with 'I do',
But this brought up something new,
She insisted on quite a bit more
Than I could ever possibly score,
Which left me perplexed
And rather severely vexed
About coping with Ginny
So highly oversexed,
Thinking, young studs I should hire
Before I collapse and expire.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2006 Alfred Charasz