Wife?

When man needs sex,
Gets bored with life,
Loses his mind,
He takes a wife,
A certain cause
For instant strife,
The babies yell,
The missus nags,
Life turns to hell,
Man loses job,
No food at home,
Lives like a hog,
No money here,
Nothing to do,
No money there,
The only way
Is on Welfare
And life is tough,
No one to care,
Told you, old man,
Life isn't fair,
Don't ever marry,
Then and now,
Just for some milk
Don't buy a cow.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2006 Alfred Charasz