Welfare Client to Counselor...

Can you counsel me
On my habit
To have sex
Like a rabbit,
So much seduction,
I landed in the
Baby production,
But I'm on Welfare
And really don't care,
I don't take the fall
And the State pays it all.

My dear counselor,
The State sent me to you
To see what you can do
To give up my habit
To have sex like a rabbit,
But, frankly, I can't stop,
It's just too good
To give it up,
I don't want to
Change my ways;
The State collects anyhow
Since the tax payer pays.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2008 Alfred Charasz