I am a simple man...

I am a simple man
Who does not look for gain
And for advancement
I simply do not have the brain,
My allergy to work
Forces me to abstain,
But for the average peasant life
I really have disdain,
Only my tastes are for caviar,
Rolls Royce cars and champagne,
Yet, I spend a luxurious life
Endowed with elegance and charm
For my old pater found oil
On his broken down old farm,
So friends, I urge you
To follow my advice,
Go, have your old man find
Some oil - it's really nice...

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2009 Alfred Charasz