Scotsman

A handsome young Scotsman
Named John J, Mc Gilt
Walked down a country lane
Dressed in his kilt,
He had walked a long time
Over hills rough and steep
When he found a shady nook
And lay down there to sleep,
Two maidens passed the spot
And saw John J. Mc Gilt
And gleefully wondered
What lay under his kilt,
They lifted it up
And yelled: "Goody, goody,
Look and behold
This beautiful woody."
They put a blue ribbon
On it with a neat bow,
Took one last look and said:
"We'd better go".
The Scotsman awoke
And looked at his dicky
And said: "Oh, my God,
You look neat and quite tricky,
Don't know where you've been
Or what you have done,
While I was sleeping
You must have been gone,
But I do think
It's really quite nice
For you to come home
With such a beautiful prize."

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 1999 Alfred Charasz