God and the Devil

When God took Adam's rib,
He made a really fateful slip
For Eve took the apple off the tree
And thus created human misery,
Then God said be fruitful and multiply
For no particular reason - why,
And soon those human maggots
Built their towers into the sky,
Also sending their fiery rockets
To all the planets nearby,
Then God looked at the universe
Thinking those people are perverse,
For me this is way too much,
It seems I've lost my touch,
To thus continue, I have no desire,
It's high time for me to retire,
I will ring the doomsday bell,
Call my old buddy, Satan,
And let those creatures go to hell!

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2009 Alfred Charasz