Bored Housewives

Like nectar in flowers entices the bee,
Pierre, our handsome gigolo stud,
attracts bored housewives, including me,
he came to us by recommendation
by satisfied clients stating Pierre
in sexual relations is a veritable sensation
serving wives with additional recreation,
so now, when husbands and kids are away,
we schedule Pierre for a suitable time of day
when only we are home alone to freely play,
besides it's rumored by the ladies
that Pierre makes the most adorable babies
and some of us are not eager to prevent
an occasional happy stance accident,
hopefully, the resulting offspring
does not resemble its source
for our breadwinners may want a divorce.

Alfred Charasz
Copyright 2009 Alfred Charasz